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Patton Oswalt

American actor · United States · On the map · Actors · Born 1969 · age 57

Patton Peter Oswalt is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

Patton Oswalt is read about 3,337 times a day, in 51 languages.

A typical day, 30 days to 8 November 2026

The middle day of the days counted, so one week of news cannot move it. The line under it is the last 400 days, one point a day.

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A life in dates

2026BuddyFilm, Strappy (voice)202380 for BradyFilm, Brisket2022The Jennifer Hudson ShowSeriesMinions & More 2Film, 2022Max (voice)2020We Bare Bears: The MovieFilm, Nom Nom (voice)2018“If they've really caught the #GoldenStateKiller, I hope I get to visit him.”In their words25 April 2018 tweet

Please Stand ByFilm, 2018Officer Frank2017The CircleFilm, Tom Stenton2015The Late Late Show with James CordenSeriesFreaks of NatureFilm, 2015Stuart Miller2014Late Night with Seth MeyersSeries2013“My dong is super-friendly and loves getting rubbed by children. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos”In their words4 November 2013 tweet

Odd ThomasFilm, 2013Ozzie P. Boone2011Bob's BurgersSeries, Moody Foodie (voice)A Very Harold & Kumar ChristmasFilm, 2011Mall Santa2010ConanSeries2009“[on Barack Obama's election] Do you realize for the next four years America is gonna be a cool eighties cop flick? "Barack, get your ass in my office now!”In their wordsMy Weakness Is Strong (2009)

Observe and ReportFilm, 2009Toast A Bun Manager2007“I was thinking the other day about a time machine...”In their wordsWerewolves and Lollipops (2007)

“[on KFC's Famous Bowls] I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop.”In their wordsWerewolves and Lollipops (2007)

2006“...I send money to NPR [National Public Radio], I support them, I support them philosophically. But, it's UN-LISTENABLE RADIO! You understand me?”In their wordsNo Reason To Complain (2006)

Failure to LaunchFilm, 2006Techie Guy2005American Dad!Series, Cinema Ticket Man (voice)2003Jimmy Kimmel Live!SeriesCalendar GirlsFilm, 2003Larry2001ZoolanderFilm, Monkey Photographer1999Family GuySeries, Tyler (voice)1998Hollywood SquaresSeries1996Down PeriscopeFilm, Stingray Radioman1989SeinfeldSeries, Clerk1969Born27 January 1969

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Known for

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  • GOAT 2026
  • Buddy 2026
  • We Bare Bears: The Movie 2020
  • Ratatouille 2007
  • Magnolia 1999

Filmography 40

389 credits on file

Television 24

Media & music

On YouTube

10K subscribers
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In their own words 4

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Patton Oswalt
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4 statements, newest first

  1. The angry "@" tweets from my hammer toed followers opened my eyes. "Pedo-phobe" shaming hurts us all. I am a PROUD pedophile!

    9 July 2013 · 9 July 2013 tweet on Twitter (archived), Own words

  2. If another one of my Whole-Foods friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet.

    2009 · My Weakness Is Strong (2009), Own words

  3. If the standard for being impeached is "getting a blowjob" or "covering up a burglary", then shouldn't Bush have been executed by now?

    2007 · Werewolves and Lollipops (2007), Own words

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Awards

Critics' Choice Television Award
Emmy Award
Grammy Awards

About this person

Country
United States
Category
Actors
Type
Actor
Status
Living
Dates
Born 1969 · age 57

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