Ron White
American comedian · United States · On the map · Actors · Born 1956 · age 69
Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times Best Seller list.
Ron White is read about 1,067 times a day, in 19 languages.
A typical day, 30 days to 8 November 2026
The middle day of the days counted, so one week of news cannot move it. The line under it is the last 402 days, one point a day.
Something wrong?A life in dates
Kill Tony: Kill or Be KilledFilm2024
TiresSeries, Ron Dobbins2021
12 Mighty OrphansFilm, Sheriff Red Wright2019
Biography: Comedy IconsSeries2018“I'm 61 years old now, and I know two things to be true. One: anything has the potential to become a DUI checkpoint if you crash your car into it.”In their wordsIf You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (2018 Netflix special)“Don't drink and drive." That's what they say. They also say "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." Well, which one is it? Somebody's gotta drive.”In their wordsIf You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (2018 Netflix special)
Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut UpFilm, 2018Writer2016
RoadiesSeries, Phil
Good FortuneFilm, 20162014
The Fluffy MovieFilm, Doctor2013
BridegroomFilm, Producer2012
Ron White: A Little UnprofessionalFilm, Writer2011
DemotedFilm, Earl Frank2010
The Green Room with Paul ProvenzaSeriesRed-NexicanFilm, 2010Producer2009
Ron White: Behavioral ProblemsFilm, Writer2008
Kath & KimSeries, Rusty2006
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the RoadFilm, Writer2005
Comedy Central Roast of Jeff FoxworthyFilm2004
Blue Collar TVSeries
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides AgainFilm, 2004Writer2003
Reno 911!Series, Captain Morgan
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The MovieFilm, 2003Writer1998
Comedy Central PresentsSeries1992
The Tonight Show with Jay LenoSeries1985
The New Alfred Hitchcock PresentsSeries, Ray Tayler1956Born18 December 1956People around Ron
Close ties
J. J. Abrams Produced Roadies
Billy Bob Thornton Directed Jayne Mansfield's Car (2012)
Luke Wilson Also in Roadies and 12 Mighty Orphans
Brett Ratner Produced Horrible Bosses (2011)
Cameron Crowe Produced Roadies
Bryan Burk Produced Roadies
Seth Gordon Directed Horrible Bosses (2011)
Alexander Rodnyansky Produced Jayne Mansfield's Car (2012)
Winnie Holzman Produced Roadies
Known for
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12 Mighty Orphans 2021
Bridegroom 2013
The Fluffy Movie 2014
Horrible Bosses 2011
Sex and the City 2 2010
Also in Français
Filmography 24
47 credits on file
Television 14
Media & music
Photos 1
In their own words 8
, I'm staying tonight, or this week, in the Hotel 1000, and I would like to talk for just a second about their toilets. They've got the best toilets ever, man.
You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore.
Yesterday, I was sitting on a beanbag chair naked, eating Cheetos and...[audience cheers], I was flippin' through the television and I saw Robert Tilton.
