Michael McIntyre

British comedian · United Kingdom · On the map · Comedians · Born 1976 · age 50

Michael Hazen James McIntyre is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter. In 2012, he was the highest-grossing stand-up comedian in the world. He presents the variety and stand-up comedy show Michael McIntyre's Big Show and the game show The Wheel.

Michael McIntyre is read about 809 times a day, in 15 languages.

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2008“I went "0-7..." and he actually went "Slow down!" So I went "0..." and he went "0-7-0..." "No! 0-7..." "0-7-0-0-7..." "No!”In their wordsLive and Laughing (2008)Read the whole statement

“See, you learn about humans when you have a baby. Like girls. Girls are so much more advanced than boys. I seriously think that girls are born in conversation.”In their wordsLive and Laughing (2008)Read the whole statement

2007“It's never enough to say you’re from London, people want to know exactly where you’re from. They see it as more of a test of their own geographical knowledge.”In their words26 November 2007Live at the ApolloRead the whole statement

“[about travelling by train]"Please let the passengers off the train first." British people have an amazing ability to let people off a train whilst at all times, moving forwards.”In their words26 November 2007Live at the ApolloRead the whole statement

“People still, old people, insist on picking up the phone and saying their home number, why are you doing that? What a complete waste of time.”In their words26 November 2007Live at the ApolloRead the whole statement

“My son's got two words: "car" and "map", that's all he can say. [baby voice] "Car, car, map, car!" [normal voice] I'm fairly worried he's trying to escape.”In their words26 November 2007Live at the ApolloRead the whole statement

1976Born21 February 1976

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McIntyre at the British Academy Television Awards 2009

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[on Valentine's cards] Just last week I wrote "I still love you. See last year's card for full details.
2008 · Live and Laughing (2008), Own words
And traffic! Traffic's a nightmare! That's how people describe it, a nightmare. Has anyone had this nightmare? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" "What is it, darling?
2008 · Live and Laughing (2008), Own words
[about public transport] It's unbelievable. People are so desperate to get home. The trains come very regularly, you see them, one minute, two minutes, three minutes...
26 November 2007 · Live at the Apollo, Own words